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Okay, it has a wacky title, but where else can you explore a rich world four years in the making, brought to life with over 6000 frames of animation?
What other adventure game offers a rich, detailed story with more than 15,000 lines of dialogue to tickle your funny bone?
Isn't it time someone made another true adventure game in the classic 2D style, with beautiful hand-drawn locations rendered in 16-bit colour?
Wouldn't it be fun to meet and interact with more than 50 interesting characters? You too could feel sorry for Arver the hypochondriac. Or marvel at Elton and his wonderful inventions. Or have your palms read by the mysterious Madame Zyz, and see the not-so-many forms of The Genie With The Long Name. Or confront the Nerdy Pirates, uncover the secret agent...stand up to the Sheriff and meet Helga Sonordottir, the cross-dressing Viking.
Of course, it would need to have an excellent musical score, and the dialogue would have to be read by professional actors.
And being chock-full of fun, logical puzzles wouldn't hurt, either.
You'd want to hear the tale of the Dreaded Two-Headed Pink Hare of Phungoria, and see adventure gaming's first pneumatically powered robot, too.
It wouldn't have to be a sequel, or a prequel...just a really good, original game.
But... An adventure game?
They say adventure games are dead.
Well, what kind of mushrooms are they on?
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